Thursday, January 30, 2025

Short story – “Not Worth It”

“Not Worth It”


“Next question.”

“Prime Minister, do you have any comment on Elon Musk’s suggestion that the island of Kartil, despite having no history with the US and being over 700 kilometers from any US territory, should be American?”

The Prime Minister frowned ever so slightly.  “When was this?”

“Last night, in a post on X.”

“Ah, that’s why I didn’t see it,” she said.  “I didn’t know anyone still posted on that dead site.”

This was met with a few chuckles.

“Next question.”

“So you have no comment?”

“If I spent time giving well thought out replies to the ravings of every idiot on the internet,” here she smiled, “I wouldn’t have time to give well thought out replies to the ravings of the idiots in Parliament.”

This was met with laughter.


“Next question.”


Thursday, January 23, 2025

Short story – “A Line in the Sand”

“A Line in the Sand”

The video began with a woman of uncertain ancestry in her forties standing on a beach in the shade of some palm trees.  The rustling of the fronds drowned out whatever sound came from the gentle waves.  The woman smiled and began in clear English, but with a bit of a French accent, “My name is Neti Bolak, and I am the President of Tuz.  We are a small nation consisting of a dozen atolls about halfway between Hawaii and The Philippines.  Our economy runs on tourists visiting for our wonderful beaches,” here she indicated the beach behind her, “as well as our clear waters with several sites for snorkeling and scuba diving.  The other main contributor to our economy is the small United States Naval Base located on our northern most atoll.  Many in America have probably never heard of our country until last week when President Trump in an, arguably, rambling post, stated that America should ‘take over’ my nation. 

“Since then, we have used all of our diplomatic means to discover why he would say such a thing and to ask for an apology.  The most common answer we received was that it was just a joke.” President Bolak paused for a moment.  “Threatening to invade my nation when you had promised to protect us and possibly killing scores or hundreds of my civilians.  I’m sorry, what is the joke? 

“The other reason given for his statement was that it was just ‘a negotiating tactic.’ This is where you make an unreasonable demand, knowing that after several rounds of compromise, you’ll end up with what you really wanted, without having to give up anything.  But negotiations over what?  Yes, there were some difficulties between our citizens and the American military in the past, but things have been mutually beneficial between us for the last couple of decades.  So why threated to invade our nation as a negotiation tactic when, as far as I knew, we had no issues being negotiated?”

Standing taller, President Bolak stated, “Our country has been threatened, and our reasonable demands for an apology have been ignored.  That is why I am now giving President Trump an ultimatum.  You have twenty-four hours from the posting of this video to make a video apology to my nation.  If you do not do that, then we will demand the United States military to leave our territory.”

Shrugging, President Bolak continued, “We are not asking for much.  And I want the peoples of America and the world to know that Tuz has no quarrel with any of them.  All that is necessary to end this minor diplomatic fracas, is for one man to set his ego aside and admit he was wrong.  That is all we are asking for.

“Now some will point out that I said the United States military was a major contributor to our economy, so why would I risk damaging my country’s economy?  Well, if we are forced to kick out the Americans, maybe the Chinese could use a naval base.  And perhaps be better guests.”

With a bitter smile, President Bolak finished, “For those saying I’m being overly dramatic, don’t worry, it’s just a negotiating tactic.”



Wednesday, January 22, 2025

Random Story – Taking a nice walk at work

This is just an odd little story from my life.

Years ago, I worked at a lab for a company that makes metal working fluids.  Yes, it was as exciting as it sounds.  Over my years there, I worked in a couple different labs.  In one lab my boss would tell me to run such and such tests on some samples, and then he’d do his own work.  And a lot of the tests I ran for him required twenty minutes or so to get everything set up, and then it would run for half and hour and then I’d repeat everything for the next sample.  And while the test ran, there really was nothing for me to do. 

Instead of just sitting in the lab twiddling my thumbs, I would find things to do.  Like I’d check our supply of soap and paper towels and then go to the other end of the building to the supply room.  And then I’d check on our supply of various chemicals, and then I’d go back to the supply room to see if we had any. 

The way the building was laid out, there was sort of a main hallway that went from the offices, past a bunch of labs, to the supply room.  But there was also a back hallway that went by fewer labs and saw less traffic.  So sometimes on my trips to or from the supply room, I’d go back and forth in the hallway where nobody could see me.  Sometimes I could go back and forth five or six times before someone else would wander down that hallway and I’d be forced to continue on in whatever direction as if that was where I was going.


Anyway, at some point I noticed that the floor tiles were one foot square.  I counted how many tiles there were in that back hallway, and worked out how many times I’d need to go back and forth to walk a mile.  And there were days where I did walk over a mile, just going back and forth in an empty hallway.  There were parts of that job I didn’t care for, but I guess there were perks.

Monday, January 13, 2025

When they went …

 Inspired by “First they came …

When they went …

When they went after the foreigners, I joined them, because I hate foreigners.

When they went after the gays, I joined them because the gays were destroying America … somehow.

When they went after trans people, I didn’t really know what they were, but my people hated them, so I hated them too.

And when they went after what I am, I was surprised to see how quickly my people started hating me.

***


I don’t remember what depressing news story inspired this.  I liked it, but felt it needed more, so it got lost in my computer for a year or two.  About a week after the election, I was trying to think what I could do and I remembered this.  So I dug it out, and while I still think it’s a bit clunky, it still works.  Unfortunately, this is more relevant now than two years ago.

And just to be clear, this isn’t personal.  It was to be from the POV of someone who had bought into all the hate, only to learn it would eventually – some would say deservingly – bite them in the ass. 

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Thoughts on Starship

Of the three big American rockets – SLS, Starship, and New Glenn – New Glenn is probably my favorite.  Yes, it’s behind schedule and probably over budget, but that can be said about all of them.  But that’s about the end of the bad stuff about New Glenn.  I’m sure if we knew all the details about it, there would be other bad stuff, but so far so good.  As to the SLS, I do want humans to return to the moon, but I want to do it sustainably.  A multi-billion dollar rocket that launches every two years (maybe) isn’t how you do that.

And then there’s Starship.  The basic idea of Starship – big rocket, go space – isn’t that bad.  But there’s so much bad or weird stuff around it.  Like, all the talk of using Starship to transport people or goods to any point on the globe in under an hour.  Which is stupid for a multitude of reasons.  For example, you’re going to take off from some place in the middle of nowhere an hour from some big city, fly for an hour, then land in the middle of nowhere an hour from some other big city on the other side of the planet.  Okay, but people wouldn’t just fly into a spaceport and walk onto a rocket.  There would need to be technicians loading and securing all the baggage, as well as a flight crew securing all the passengers.  (You don’t just have a seat belt on a rocket.)  And then all the extra personnel have to get clear of the rocket, and assuming there’s no delay in fueling, or weather, or an aircraft/boat in the launch/landing area, this “anywhere in an hour” is more like five or six.  Which would be cool, but is the demand for that enough to warrant a massive rocket? 

Anyway, what about the Starship taking stuff to orbit.  How do I feel about that?  It seems with each launch I’m becoming more … dubious?  Like, I’m starting to wonder how many more test flights will be needed for Starship to do what it is supposed to do.  Five?  Ten?  Fifty?  So in this post I’m going to give my concerns for the Booster, and the Starship, as well as a section on what I would have done if I had been in charge of Starship development.

Booster concerns.

The Booster I’m mostly fine with.  It goes up, then comes back down, like the first stage of Falcon 9.  Great.  My issue is the landing, or lack thereof.  I understand the idea of catching a rocket means you save mass on landing equipment, so you can have more fuel to get more into space.  I understand that.  But a rocket landing on a concrete pad with landing legs is far simpler than what they’re doing.  Being simpler, it’s probably also a lot safer.  First off, I heard the reason they didn’t catch the Booster on Flight 6, is because there was a communication error with the tower.  So basically, any software glitch at the tower turns this reusable rocket booster into an expendable rocket booster.  There’s no other chance of recovery.  Well, that’s why they want to build a second tower.  Okay.  But if there’s an accident on a concrete pad, it can probably be cleaned up and repaired pretty quickly so you can get back to landing rockets.  But an accident at a tower could mean months of disassembly and rebuilding before you get back to landing rockets, not to mention launching them.  If they can make the catch work, great, but it almost feels like they’re skipping some intermediate versions where they would have learned how to precisely land this huge rocket on legs before moving over to catching it.

Starship concerns.

Was it Flight 4 that had the one flap nearly burn off?  While all the Musk-Bros were cheering about how tough Starship was, I was wondering how do you make this a quickly reusable craft if you have to do major repairs after every mission?  And while there has been less damage with each test flight, there’s still been damage.  This next flight is with an updated Starship, and if there is obvious damage to it during reentry, then I will officially become concerned that this Starship – as pitched – doesn’t work.  The whole point of Starship was that it could launch, land, and then be reloaded and launched again very quickly.  But if it needs to be refurbished after every flight, then you can’t do that.  I’m not saying that Starship should then be scrapped, but if it can’t be quickly reuseable, then all of its supporters need to adjust how they present it and how it is to be used.

And then there’s the … not landing.  Again, I understand that without the weight of landing legs/gear you can get more stuff into space.  But for any eventual cargo that complains, you better enjoy roller coasters for that last second pitch up for the landing.  That’s why any cargo – living and non-living – would need to be very secure in any passenger version.

If I were designing this

If I were designing the booster, it would have landing legs.  At first that’s how we’d land it.  But once we were sure we could hit a target precise enough to try catching it, there’d still be landing legs.  These could be less massive emergency ones that could only survive one use.  The point would be if there was a last-minute issue with the tower, we could divert to a landing pad and save the booster instead of just ditching it in the ocean.  Then maybe once we have a 95% success rate in catching, we can scrap the legs altogether.

The first big change for the Starship, is I’d start with an expendable second stage.  This way you could start carrying space stations or other big satellites to orbit while still working out the whole reentry thing.  Once the satellites were deployed, these second stages could then basically do the reentry tests that have been done, just without the flip at the end.

As to the flip to land vertically, I understand that that will be needed for a Starship to land on Mars.  But to land back on Earth, we have countless runways already built.  Why not land on one of them?  But the weight of landing gear would mean less stuff to put into orbit.  Maybe.  But if Starship only needed rocket engines in space, then you’d only need the vacuum engines.  If you followed the Space Shuttle route and made it an unpowered glider, you also wouldn’t need any extra fuel.  But it’s likely you want to save some fuel and have a small engine to have some landing range.

But the whole point of Starship is to land on Mars, and there aren’t runways there.  Yeah, but they’re not going to build a Starship, then flip a coin to see if it will land on the moon, or go to Mars, or stay here on Earth.  Each version of Starship will be different, so why not build the Earth version to take advantage of all the runways we already have built?  The whole flip and catch for the Starship seems needlessly complicated.  But the point of catching it is so it can just be stacked on top of another booster and launched quickly.  Assuming there isn’t massive damage to the heat tiles during reentry.  If – as seems increasingly likely unless they’ve somehow managed to fix all the problems – a Starship needs to be refurbished before it can be launched again, then what difference does it make to how quickly it can be turned around if it lands on a runway or is caught?   


The Starship program is a bold new approach to rockets that faces numerous challenges.  My concern is that while I feel it is likely these challenges can be overcome, they can’t be overcome as quickly or easily as is being hyped.  Basically, we were promised a wunderrocket today that I don’t think we’ll see for a couple of years.  I know it is rocket science and it’s not like a new phone that comes out every year, but this rocket is supposed to be part of our return to the moon.  And I’m starting to be concerned that even with all the delays and issues with the SLS and Orion, Artemis III will be delayed – or even cancelled – because Starship won’t be able to deliver.  So maybe, they should have tried a less bold approach like what I outlined to get a Starship delivering stuff to orbit and then worked out how to make the bolder step instead of trying to do it all at once.