So
the other night – as I was trying to fall asleep – I had an interesting idea I
thought about turning into a story, for a bit.
It seems that – in the comics and movies and whatever – whenever someone
develops supernatural powers they become either a superhero or
supervillain. But I wondered what if
some Joe got super speed and instead of fighting crime they started a
construction business. You’d buy all the
materials and have them sitting on your lawn and the Speed Demon would show up,
and a minute later you’d have a new roof, or garage, or whatever. You’d pay like a hundred bucks, and then he’s
off to the next job. He’d probably have
a deal with all the local pizza and sub shops to have something set out for him
every half-hour or so. There’d be a blur
and the pizza would be gone with a $50 bill in its place.
Of
course even in a large town there wouldn’t be enough construction jobs to keep
the Speed Demon active all the time, so he’d diversify. Like he’d have Speed Demon Movers where, in
like thirty seconds he can have all your belongings packed up and loaded in a
van. And there’d also be the Speed Demon
Garage. You stop in, say the engine is
making an odd noise, and in less than a minute – with you not even getting out
of the car – the engine is disassembled on the floor next to you. He fixes whatever the issue was, puts it all
back together, and only charges for parts and maybe a flat $20 for labor.
Now
this Speed Demon would likely put dozens of small business out of business by
being able to do in an hour what would take them a month. And even charging so little for his time, he
could still make tens of thousands of dollars a day. Some would say that if hundreds of people
lose their jobs because someone else can do it better and cheaper, well, that’s
Capitalism, and if you even think anything bad about Capitalism, well, you’re
just a dirty socialist.
While
in this world toxic goo usually just gives you cancer instead of superpowers,
we do have a burgeoning Speed Demon: automation. It’s unlikely we’ll have machines able to
replace your roof in a minute or less, but it is likely that someday a (self-driving?)
truck will pull up to your house with robotic arms in the back that lift up the
materials and other robots that scurry around and do all the work. Not as fast, but robots won’t need a lunch break,
or even a restroom break, can work 24/7, and you don’t have to pay them. So we’re coming to a point where hundreds of
people will lose their jobs because machines will be able to do it faster and
cheaper. Yea Capitalism. But how does Capitalism work if nobody has
money because nobody has jobs?
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